Review
5 Reasons Why Owala FreeSip Bottles Are The Dopiest Bottles Ever
Yo, I finally drank the Kool-Aid and copped an Owala FreeSip 24oz. Everyone been hyping these things like they cure cancer, so I had to test it myself.
Here are my five reasons why ya'll gotta buy this.
- ✔ The FreeSip spout is actually genius – You can sip like a normal human through the straw OR tilt it back and chug like a savage. No more fighting with stupid straws or spilling water all over your shirt. Finally a bottle that gets me.
- ✔ Keeps shit ice cold for way longer than it should – I threw ice in this bad boy at 8am and it was still freezing at 6pm. My old bottles were sweating like bitches by lunch. This one don’t play.
- ✔ Looks clean as hell – The Denim color is lowkey fire. Not too loud, not boring. Makes you look like you actually have your life together even when you don’t.
- ✔ Fits in cup holders and doesn’t feel like a damn dumbbell – Unlike those fat Stanley cups that take up the whole seat, this slim boy slides right in and you can actually carry it without looking like you’re training for strongman.
- ✔ Leak-proof… most of the time – Close it right and you good. I’ve tossed it in my bag like an animal and no disasters yet. But let’s be real, if you leave the lid half-open like a dumbass, that’s on you.
Owala FreeSip = straight dopeness.
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